June 30, 2004
June 23, 2004
Dr Smith is Cool
I got to see Dr Smith again today. He is funny.
Shhh... Between you and me, he thinks the Help is paranoid.
I have grown already! I made sure everyone in the office heard me, too.
June 18, 2004
Umbilical Cord Stub Fell Off
What was left of my unbelievable cord fell off today.
It is an umbilical cord, but I think it's unbelievable. And a little gross.
June 15, 2004
Focus
Hmm. I have a hard time focussing with my eyes. It seems things about 25-30cm away from me are the clearest. Oh look... there's the Help. I think.
June 14, 2004
Off to the Pediatrician
The Help took me to see Dr Smith today. What a cool dude! He is from some place called Philly.
He said I am perfectly healthy with big feet. He said that was a good thing. I get to visit him again in a couple of weeks.
It sure is hot outside.
June 12, 2004
The Help
I think I shall name these two the Help. They fuss over me a lot, stare at me, poke at me. All the while they look totally exhausted. Hmmph.
Still, I am drawn to them.
June 11, 2004
New Home
They kicked us out of the hospital. Well, it was 26 hours after I escaped. We've arrived at another abode. It seems a cozy place. I may like it here.
There was one evil nurse who seemed quite in a hurry to see us depart. No worries, I cast the spell of a thousand soiled diapers on her. She'll be busy.
Is that a bassinet? (Worth two in stream, you know).
I'm tired.
June 10, 2004
Nurses
Wow, the nurses here are nice. Bobbi and Jackie and Josie. And Doctor Watson has nice hands. Good catch, Doc!
Now that I've escaped, I must deal with these two. They talk to me like I'm a total idiot. Sheesh. I'll show them.... Aaaaaahhhh.
Excuse me. You there. Diaper change please. :o)